The Irish, the Nittany Lions, the Muskies, and every battle in between...
The US government gives out Senate seats like the Rose Bowl gives out invitations. You see both of their performances and wonder how they possibly got there.
Can't wait for Iowa to beat Penn St in their own house. Hopefully ABC will get another poignant shot of some Penn St girl crying that they can play again all year.
Iowa and Penn St both play football like its 1921, so for this game not much has changed since then.
Iowa by 8
Hey, I am hawk4trees. I am not, however, cosmically stoned. Funny though.
As a Iowa resident and a huge Hawkeye fan, the first couple paragraphs made me pretty pissed. Then the more I read, the funnier you got and by the end you had me believing pretty much everything you said, except for the final score. Funny piece nonetheless.
41 points on Iowa's defense? Um they haven't given up 40 points in 5 years. That was during our down years in 05-07.Iowa gave up 44 points to ASU in 2004...and then proceeded to win the Big Ten title.So if you want to piss us off go ahead and score 40 points on us.Otherwise....41 points on Iowa? = facepalmFrom a PSU fan's perspective (you), good piece otherwise.
Hey Billy,I'm gonna go out and rage with all the other "large-foreheaded Iowans" tonight. Enjoy Happy Valley.
Dip 1, Billy 0
The US government gives out Senate seats like the Rose Bowl gives out invitations. You see both of their performances and wonder how they possibly got there.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for Iowa to beat Penn St in their own house. Hopefully ABC will get another poignant shot of some Penn St girl crying that they can play again all year.
ReplyDeleteIowa and Penn St both play football like its 1921, so for this game not much has changed since then.
ReplyDeleteIowa by 8
ReplyDeleteHey,
ReplyDeleteI am hawk4trees. I am not, however, cosmically stoned. Funny though.
As a Iowa resident and a huge Hawkeye fan, the first couple paragraphs made me pretty pissed. Then the more I read, the funnier you got and by the end you had me believing pretty much everything you said, except for the final score. Funny piece nonetheless.
ReplyDelete41 points on Iowa's defense? Um they haven't given up 40 points in 5 years. That was during our down years in 05-07.
ReplyDeleteIowa gave up 44 points to ASU in 2004...and then proceeded to win the Big Ten title.
So if you want to piss us off go ahead and score 40 points on us.
Otherwise....41 points on Iowa? = facepalm
From a PSU fan's perspective (you), good piece otherwise.
Hey Billy,
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go out and rage with all the other "large-foreheaded Iowans" tonight. Enjoy Happy Valley.
Dip 1, Billy 0
ReplyDelete