But every time I go to your homepage you keep putting up headlines like "Bob Stoops meet Touchdown Jesus" and your current one of "Meyer to ND may hinge on his wife."
Just stop it. You're sending me back into a glass case of emotion. We'll know what happens soon enough, quit playing games with my heart.
If your headline is indeed true, we're prepared to give Mrs. Meyer the apartment on top of Hesburgh Library (sorry Father Ted), a lifetime spa membership, a car, and a boat. No, two boats. And a lake. You can tell her that.