Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Yack Responds: "Bill, Grab Mooney and Hold on Tight"

Bill said what he had to say pre-game, but Yack won't go quietly into the night. Here is Slatington's favorite son's response to the Brolando, Florida resident.

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Well it's that time of year again. After going on a Charlie Sheen-like bender in Atlantic City and still smelling of $2 rum and cokes and Jack Daniels shots from my unofficial sponsors (the Wild Wild West Casino), I, John Yackabonis, was weary of texts messages from PSU fans. Already agitated by a Temple loss in the A-10 Tournament, the "upset alert" texts and trash talk made me giggle.

I thought out loud, "Why are these people all up in Temple's Kool Aid and they don't know what flavor it is!?!"

One PSU super fan specifically stuck out to this handsome young debonair; and that said person was Billy John Johnson.

Usually this pair of clown shoes sticks to football smack talk, but this year he realized PSU has a basketball team, which most of PSU's campus didn't realize until they'd scored 36 points and mistakenly beaten Wisconsin in a game that was on par with a Girls' PIAA Class A Semifinal.

Well Billy, after all these years and all these bets, let's make it REALLY interesting. If Temple beats PSU like the red haired stepchild they are, you and fellow PSUer Matt Mooney will hold hands for 15 minutes the next time we go to a bar.

Onions!

Here's a lil clip for ya....



Does Billy Johnson scare me? NO! Am I calling the national guard? NO! The Rated R Superstar, aka Mr. Money in the Bank, aka Mr. Big Shot is not afraid of Billy Johnson. The question becomes is Billy Johnson afraid of this bet.

So what's it going to be, roody poo? In the words of Judge Smails:

4 comments:

  1. Ross' Analysis of the Potential Bet:

    "Billy would be an idiot to get in a shame contest with a kid who has no shame."

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  2. I literally almost fell out of my chair when I just read "and sign the bill Pete Lisicky"!!!

    Both posts are wonderful.

    Holding hands for 15 minutes would be fun to see but that signed slip would be priceless....gotta go for the Lions in this one.

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  3. Money in the BankMarch 17, 2011 at 2:00 PM

    I never agreed to this bet!

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  4. The Lord of ShotsMarch 17, 2011 at 2:28 PM

    Don't pussy out now. I literally cheered when Battle hit that last shot, and I literally laughed when Fernandez burried the game winner. What a roller coaster.

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